Slogans

Applebox: Theatre in 100% 3D!

Applebox: it's about the people, yo.

Lose 20 pounds* with Applebox Theatre! (actual weight loss may vary)

Applebox: now with 40% more reality!

Applebox: now with 40% more humanity!

Applebox battles monotony with intimacy.

WTF is Applebox Theatre?!